Funny English滑稽英语
1. 小孩从哪里来？I asked my father where babies come from.
He says you download them from the Internet.
我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的，他说是从网上下载的
2. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
3. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
4. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. Men are part of women because you can find \"men\" in the word \"women\".
There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple... Learned from 王小笨
how are you
怎么是你
how old are you
怎么老是你
you and i are brother, who and who
(咱哥俩，谁跟谁)
sex is good
性本善
give you some color to see see
给你点颜色看看
sixteen is big
十六大
love your mother who who
爱你妈谁谁~~~~
while in we show
万恶淫为首
you give me good good remember
你给我好好记着！
people mountain,people sea
人山人海
you ask me ，me ask who go？？？
你问我，我问谁去？ Gas death out country men of Eagle language.气死外国人的英语
you me you me 彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知…
WATCH SISTER 表妹
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
American Chinese not enough 美中不足
one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
heart flower angry open 心花怒放
小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 我们应当喜爱动物，因为它们肉好吃。
The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明的人决不结婚，因为他们结了婚就变得不聪明了。
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钱并不代表一切，因为我们还可以用信用卡。 Dean里面有dear.
I hope more and more ladies will call you \"dear\"! Good luck. 引用第8楼tjdragon于03-30-2008 19:55发表的 :
Dean里面有dear.
I hope more and more ladies will call you \"dear\"! Good luck.
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope not only more and more ladies but also men friends will love my postings. Urine child version of reality
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