A heavy sleeper 瞌睡虫
A heavy sleeperThe preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fess asleep during the sermon.
牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday ,the preacher dererminded he would teach him not to sleepp during the sermon .So in a whisper ,he asked the congregation ,\"All those who want to go to heaven ,please rise .\" Everyone got up except the snorer . After whispering\"Be seated\".the minister shouted at the top od his vioce .\"All those who want to be with the devil, please rise\"
一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在打瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教训他一下，不让他再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，请都站起来。”所有的人都站起来了——当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。再低声说过“请坐”后，牧师高声喊道：“想下地狱的人请站起来！”
A waking with a shock , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall angry in the pulpit ,\"Well ,sir \"he said , \"I don`t know what we`re voting on \" but it looks like you and i are the only ones for it \"
打瞌睡的人被这突然的还叫声惊醒，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在讲坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：“哦，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是最后的人选。
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