英语笑话：再做一遍

cherishie

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. \"A cup of milk please.\" he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody,\" I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!\" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?\"
The Cowboy replied,\" Well, I had to walk home.’

大意：
有位牛仔骑马到了一个很偏僻的镇子，镇子里的人都喜欢对刚到这儿的人搞怪。牛仔拴好马之后进冷饮店叫了杯扎啤。喝完出门一看，马没了！他知道一定是当地人干的，就走到店里对在场所有人说：“我暂且再要一杯生扎，不过等我喝完这杯之后要还没看见外面有我的马，那就对不住各位了，我只好把我在海南岛时的做法在这里原原本本再做一遍。”人们都被吓住了。牛仔喝完走出去瞧，马果然回来了。店里的小伙计就好奇，问牛仔：“大哥啊，你在海南岛整啥玩意儿了？”牛仔回答说：“我能有嘛尿啊，赶早儿走回家呗！”

伊人独酌

He just put on airs

lover_bai

He is swashbuckling.

Dean

从前，有个瘸子强盗。他费了好大力气走到路边，只好坐在地上等待猎物。 过了一会，一个过路人走了过来。 瘸子强盗大声叫道“把东西放下，不要让我费事起来！”那人听到喊声后，早已吓坏了。乖乖地把东西放到强盗面前就离开了。

伊人独酌

Same kind of story, so I think trying before the practice is very important